Monday, April 13, 2009

Cigars

I don't smoke. I've never smoked. But so teed off am I by the self-righteousness of the anti-smoking crowd, that at times I've fantasized about smoking cigars. Cigars of different lengths and ring gauges. Cuban seed wrappers. And I imagine they'd come in a bundle with a brightly colored label featuring an Olmec stone head.

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